WWE RAW 8/5/2019 REVIEW: GOLDBERG RETURNS!

WWE RAW 8/5/2019 REVIEW: GOLDBERG RETURNS!


as I was sitting there watching Raw and then the next night smackdown it took a while for it to dawn on me that SummerSlam was coming up this Sunday not in another Sunday not in another two Sundays this Sunday it feels like they’re having it really really early this year and then it just feels like the build-up to that show has been bad because for the most part it largely has been hasn’t it my cookie Lord and this week’s show and there was just a lot of the a couple of moments and then it also finish but let’s talk about what we saw on Raw you know it’s cool in a sense to have Trish out there in a tag match you’d like well maybe she’s gonna shake off the ring rust or maybe you actually want to give people a little bit of an insight to what she has still left to bring to the table what she can still do in the ring but I’m gonna do much good if she doesn’t really see any action in the ring that said yeah you’ve got a team versus another team of women that are in two prominent matches at SummerSlam and I find myself giving 0:f about him Natalya Becky Lynch no I’m good and as far as Trish versus Charlotte I have absolutely zero interest in seeing Charlotte go and beat her I just it’s it’s odd it’s weird it just doesn’t work like Sasha and Trish makes infinitely more sense on a variety of different levels to me Trish first is Charlotte we don’t need to serve up another person to Charlotte I’m sorry I’ll pass I do think one of the real highlights of this show this week though was the match with Rey Mysterio and Andrade this match was really damn good like I think it’s sometimes very easy to overlook just how good Rey Mysterio is the ring especially when it comes to TV matches like some guys can do it some guys can’t and then you’ve got Ray Mysterio who can really really do it like Ray Mysterio was so good in the ring in his television matches that if I had to sit there and fill fifteen minutes with a meaningless match and pray that the crowd is going to get into it I’m gonna turn to Rey Mysterio as one of those dudes like this match was really really good I could do without the constant attempts to try and pull off the mask especially if that’s not leading to a mask match at SummerSlam or anything like that like that feels a little overdone but this match you need things to keep it going throughout a three-hour show this certainly was one of them the 24/7 title stick and a little bit better than the last week it’s funny to see Mike pin in his wife at the ob/gyn but then it got right back on to our truth where the hell it belongs you know that’s cool like I can I could work with that I can jams with that I can ride with that but you’re into the point now where you’re gonna have to start winding down this thing pretty soon because it’s just gonna produce a diminishing return and I’m already starting to feel it and and that’s okay it had its run and it served its purpose but the purpose is slowly going away which is ironically enough the exact same thinking you could say about Seth Rollins just in general like at least I could say he did appear on Raw but they were selling the injuries it looked kind of ridiculous the way he was but I will give an A for effort here at least he didn’t come back the next week like absolutely nothing was wrong at least they actually sold this grab and they probably have him sold this crap because it was Brock lesner that did it so they’re gonna actually try and make Brock lesner look good here this is one of these things again where I just don’t really know that anybody benefits from this like Seth Rollins goes out there so better out excuse me mr. Rollins prop Lester beats up down some more to where Seth Rollins is beaten down he’s already and then cuts this really flat ass sounding promo at the end of it all talking about he’s gonna be Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam he guarantees it well a couple of things one if your purpose and aim here was to get even less invested in behind Seth Rollins to the point where I want Brock lesner to win just to sit there and get this shit over with then WWE you accomplished your mission I don’t think that was the mission you were trying to accomplish but maybe it was but I doubt it like this was bad and with kind of the way the trajectory of Seth Rollins is character post WrestleMania it’s been going like this was a perfect segment to crystallize this instead of him getting respect as a character for going out there even injured and standing up to Brock Lester and having people really get behind him like could you imagine Daniel Bryan doing that same thing and not having the crowd universally behind him Seth Rollins goes out there toughs it out gets a ship pushed in again and then comes it’s really flat ass sounding promo to where the point of yeah if you don’t do a heel turn you’d have somebody help you win then it’s really stupid of you to talk about winning you guarantee it just all of this has been dumb and one gigantic waste of time which ironically enough is pretty much what it’s gonna be just like the Viking warriors or one gigantic waste of time we keep having squash matches these squash matches aren’t even working to really make them get over big they don’t feel special they don’t feel like an attraction they just are the big blue good and while I surely many of you were disappointed because you did not get much of a sector Cal Xavier versus Drew McIntyre Matt you did get the fiend Bray Wyatt attacking the hometown guy especially guest referee Kurt Angle and hook him in sinchon in the mandible claw until he passed out now this was good it’s nice to see they’re running with the mandible claw thing it is nice to see that as far as the fiend Bray Wyatt you know the lighting effects are cool the sound is cool the mask is cool but the way they’ve done some of the stuff is really cool I would give full and complete but now what you go into SummerSlam assuming he beats the demon finn bálor or even it was just regular old Finn Balor then he beat Sven Balor and then what where is the substance to the character whereas a staying power where is the growth potential with this character I don’t know how much there is he’s interesting now but how long is he going to be interesting for I don’t know whereas I could say with the club in particular gallows and Anders and I don’t know if they’ve ever been particularly entertaining other than that one southpaw regional wrestling show that they did on the network you got a tag team match between them in the new day which eventually evolves into ricochet coming up making the same hooray six-man tag up like yeah branded these teams have matches at the pay-per-view but are the new day facing off against the club for those top tag team titles if not why are they there I’d say a Smackdown group is that still thing Mike yeah I’m sorry there’s just not a lot of passion about this week’s show like even the crap wasn’t crappy enough to have it really be crap done which brings us to Roman reigns and Samoa Joe interrupts to start off the show saying he wants an apology from Samoa Terry Brolin raised by God he’s gonna get it and then later on the night he gets word when he tries to take the show hostage that Roman reigns is here so he goes up back and here comes Roman reigns pulling up he says who’s snow and then here comes this car careening towards fucking Roman reigns he dives in you know where’s the continuity here I didn’t see any damage on the damn car why was there no damage on the car when they just ran into it and made this horrendous sound and then let’s let’s be completely honest here Roman reigns had dough into the car at that point it’s not like that car was driving that fast like Howlin jerk of a motherfucker really be and then on top of all that so more in the course of a minute or two girls are wanting to beat Romans ass and beat an apology out of him – now Romans been hit by a fucking car or his car has been hit by another car and now Samoa Joe is soft and sensitive and caring and all this other crap dude it was cool to see all the Rakesh it gifts in the Rikishi memes and all this other stuff the Rikishi clips saying I did that I did that I did it to find the rock I did it but it would be cooler if he was a little bit sounds like it was Jimmy USO man could you imagine if you had Jimmy Carr what a fuck you gonna say to sue well clearly don’t need um you didn’t mind having a wrestle deck last week so I’ll fuck you at one – so kind of badass if you really think about it like imagine you just have Jimmy stumbling out of the fucking rental car and if bottles falling all over the ground like if that wouldn’t be must-see TV I don’t know what the fuck would be how’d it be Joe you so the fucking Adam why not or even better with his angle because I don’t know that they clearly knew where the hell they were going with all this you know don’t have to be anybody right now don’t have Roman Russell Sunday at SummerSlam don’t have a rush for him to do anything anytime soon just a thought you know kind of like you haven’t had a rush for the Women’s Tag Team Championships to appear or do anything whatsoever the finally got a match where they were being defended and then the ikonics were immediately eliminated here are the first Eva limited and there’s a look Nick it’s bagged back showed a little I give a fuck about these ladies good lord christ almighty just so that way Alexa can do weak-looking shit and get a meaningless victory and hooray my god it was really truly at this point in time that I was hoping begging and pleading for something to save me with this show is there were a couple of cool things but it was a lot of bad it was a lot of bad especially sad because you’re six days away from your biggest show of the summer you would think you would do better you would think you would care more and clearly something was amiss here but all God that main event segment Miz TV it’s the Miss it’s Shawn Michaels it’s the mystery of who’s gonna Russell at SummerSlam and that’s the fans are hoping fans are wishing and the fans are praying because of dumb and they wanted to be Shawn Michaels like why I don’t know but it’s whatever fuck Dolph Ziggler that’s right it’s Goldberg and fucking signal you piece of shit you’re next was it we’re sitting there in sector almost three hours of crap just to get to Goldberg coming out and issuing the challenge adult safer you’re goddamn right it was the only two abortions of this the shames of this our number one that go forget knock spear and jackhammer that midcard piece of crap straight into oblivion number two is that we’re wasting this spot with Goldberg I’m fucking you castor fuck Dolph Ziggler now some people are surely gonna be upset they’re sure they’re gonna be mad it’s the head versus the number one well you might think Goldberg does the husband but at least he’s been something in someone at some point Dolph Ziggler is the fucking number was he never goddamn will be and the fact that they are wasting Goldberg on such an irrelevant piece of crap makes me sick to my stomach and it was anything other than Goldberg splashing squashing that whip off piece of shit on Sunday at SummerSlam we fucking riot hazing the audacity the gall that’s fair any this is there a dick that you want to have fuck don’t think we’ll actually beat Goldberg a goddamn break give me a long enough show give us a squash match like go-gurt raise you frame one more time cuz by god that’s what the people want do what a shameful thing about it is you’re wasting Goldberg did a big for pay-per-view what fuckin Dolph Ziggler excuse me fuck Dolph Ziggler unbelievable


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