WRESTLING DATING SIMULATOR?! | Wrestling With Emotions

WRESTLING DATING SIMULATOR?! | Wrestling With Emotions


Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Wrestling With Emotions Now this game has something to do with wrestlers… and possibly dating? I’m not 100% sure- Woah Hello?? Hi! Oh, friends! I wish I knew what that was. Woah! That’s the coolest te- oh. What the hay? What the who? I can feel the deal What did that say? Oh, okay. Hi! I have no idea what this game is about, but it’s promising to be a little bit weird Oh, fuck. ‘Sad? Bored? Lonely?’ ‘Well then try Wrestling with Emotions speed dating!’ *laughing* In Cuddle Town?! Oh! That’s so nice! Oh, am I doing somethin’ here? Oh, oh! Hi… How are you doing? Is that me? Oh, nice *laughing* nips (Thank you Mark) Well this is not what I anticipated it being, but here I stand. So… oh, ‘Okay, let’s do this!’ (Are you sure about that Mark?) ‘New town, new league, nobody knows me! I can be whoever I want.’ ‘So who will it be?’ …Wha? What…. the- oh… *laughing* OHoH OH Oh Oh.. Owhh, Owwh.. Oh, I get to pick my titles?! Oh my god… Oh, well I’ve gotta be Doctor. (Of love?) Oh, I’m- *laughing* Dr Mystery, oh hell yeah Oh my god. Dr Unstoppable… Dr Funky, Regular, Avenging… Oh, I gotta go with Dr Mystery here. Dr Mystery Mega? Dr Mystery Death… ( Yes, very appropriate for a date Mark.) *laughing* Dr Mystery Average, Dr Mystery Average Man- Master, Dad- *laughing* *laughing* I like how ‘Dad’ put chest hair on me. Also shoulder hair. Not too sure about that. Oh, is that a sad face written right into my chest?! (That symbolizes your love life) Oh, boy. Man- I’m gonna go with Dad. I’m Dr Mystery Average Dad. ‘Is this look going to find me the perfect match?’ Wo- I don’t know, buddy. Ooh, I really don’t know about this. Oh, punch myself in the face because I’m so confident. Woah, ‘Dammit! Get it together Dr Mystery Average Dad!’ ‘No-one’s going to love you until you learn to love yourself!’ Oh, shit dude. Oh, I’m sorry! Okay. Well this is quite a lesson to learn Shit. Oh fuck YEAH! …I guess?? Well I guess we’re on to a speed dating course in Cuddle Town! Look out everybody! Dr Mystery Average Dad is coming to get ya! -With his love! And cuddles! (I don’t want that to cuddle me) I guess. Am I supposed to do something? *Pressing sound* Oh, I was. Okay. Hello.. ‘Good evening everybody!’ ‘I’m your host, MC Manny McMan!’ That’s- That’s totally 2013 Markiplier going on there I don’t like that you robbed my look there buddy boy-o ‘Get ready for the ride of your life’ ‘as you speed-date your way through eight fighters in your quest for the perfect match!’ (Wait, what?) ‘Will you find the opponent of your dreams?’ “Or leave the ring unsatisfied?” I’m not gonna touch that one Let’s find out! “Welcome to Wresting with Emotions!” (Just like Mark) *incoherent screaming* ooohhhhhh (The frick?) Oh, hi, hoh [THE ARMS:] Drop what you’re doing! The Arms are in the house! [Mark:] Arms, more like twigs… *laughs* Oh, he’s devastated [T.A:] What would you do if I had your he– ([Mark:] breaks into surprised laugh) (still laughing) between my le-e-egs?” (Smexy time!) (Mark reading out options) “Break some legs to see some eggs?” “Un-possible, no legs can hold my head?” “Find” (laughing) “something good to bite?” Whoa….. whoa! I’ve gotta go with find something good to bite, I guess… oh. [T.A:] Oh! You like it dirty huh?! No, absolutely wrong There’s got, there’s been a grave misunderstanding here! (Really Mark?) (options) “What’s your dream match?” “If you could see me in anything *chuckle*, what would it be?” “What do you look for in an opponent?” Hey, what do you see me wearing, huh? and don’t say you, ha ha, ha [T.A:] “Pink spandex leotard, all the way baby.” Ok, time’s up “You’re a mystery I’d hate to solve– (breaks off laughing) (options) “Alarms Arms!” *giggling* “Love is in the air!” “Later- ” oh, “See you never Arms.” Alright, bye, fffuck you AND your boobs *laughs* Arms *sighing* Oh boy, I’m gonna call that trite, (adopts British accent) very trite and ugh….. (no more accent) And also, he- (british accent again) he was quite pretty, I would imagine but also, what the fock (Still inexplicably British) Alright, good with that one Hello Oh Hi (timid) [MR. PIGGY:] “Ssprrrread ’em! I’m Mr. Piggy!” (Oh God.) [Mark unintelligibly laughing] Oh Oh Evening officer. [PIGGY:] “I’m looking for a real bad boy! What’s your offence?” (options) “I body slam *laughs* men until their hearts bake!” (?) (still laughing) “I don’t use steroids” And “I steal moves from other wrestlers” If that in any way relates to my YouTube life, then that’s EXACTLY the adequate one! “That’s taking it too far! You make me sick!” Uh, “What’s your dream match?” “Prison cell fight.” Pillows. Okay…… “Move along!” Ok “Put me away officer!” (scared) ok, alright, fine, alright, uh, ih, oh, ah Can I just- Oh! I CAN write! Oh, ok! Well, I theem to have started drawing a dick I did not even intend, to make that a dick (Mhmmmm. Sure.) but, ah, (unintelligible) there we go, alright K, alrighty then. Hi! [KPG:] “Bow down? King Pretty Guy stands before you!” (British accent) “I’m- I’m honored” oh, drrr, ugh (Irish accent) Bring out the bugles, blast it for King Pretty Guy! “I’m honored!” [KPG:] “Only the finest men may lay with me!” “Why should I pick you?” W-oh-ho-ho-ho, whoa Whoa. “I’m a noble knight! Let me challenge you!” “I’m a filthy peasant (chuckles)! Let me defile you!” “I don’t care. Puck off, Your Majesty!” You know what, if there’s anything to describe me, it’s a filthy peasant, so I’m gonna go with that one “You- You animal! (British accent) oh!” Me? an animal? (horse heard in background) I shant dare! [MARK:] “What do you look for in an opponent?” [KPG:] “A true prince who can match my muscle!” Alright then.. Woah…. Hoh *princess voice* Farewell Ti- Til next time, my pretty! Wooh… Bye! Okay… (checking boxes) Handsome… Indeed! Nice eyes, …funny, pretty, … Also, what the fuck… …Okay! That’s pretty good! Hello! How are yo- woah Hi [RADICAL RAY:] “Hold on to your moon bag! Radical Ray is here to rock you!” (Ummm…) [MARK:] Kill me now. Please. Just kill me (laughing) Kill me now! [RAY:] “If you bagged a bodacious babe like moi, what would you do with my bod?” Whoof… Bronco Buster the night away, in the most gnarly way! Piledriver till you can’t breathe, finish you off with a jack- I’m just gonna, I’ma, I’ma gonna just default just some good old fashioned wrestling moves here I don’t think we have to do anything fancy. My evening is filled with boringness. I watch documentaries for a living. It’s great ok [RAY]:”Gag me with a spoon! That’s totally bogus!” Nah, I’m not into your fetishes man I won’t- I don’t- I won’t gag you with anything let alone a spoon Ahh.
If you can see me in anything, what would it be? [RAY]:”You need to get with it if you catch my drift! Where the shades at?” I don’t know Shade over there it’s a- dark corner that you can stand in with over a bag over your head. That’d be nice You could just never look at me again and bring your- ugly ass away from this place [RAY]:”Rads and Dads just don’t mix stupid” Okay… Later Radernator Seeya Rad… Uhh… (Well hey I’m {me as in Kat} here now I guess XD) S-smells good (He smelt like too much cologne ~.~”) Smells good and that guy’s probably kid-friendly just like that Markip– *chuckles**mumbles* Markiplier fellow Ah fuck it! Oh boy– Death– HI! (That stomach tattoo though XD) You’re dead?! *reading tattoo* [SENOR MURDER]:”Hola! Today you face death, and his name is Senor Murder!” KILL ME NOW! But in a good way! Kill me, c’mon! (In a good way?? How???) [SENOR MURDER]:”?Cual fue su momento mas aspasionado en el ring?” (On google translate apparently this means;
What was your most talked about moment in the ring?) Hookay… Oh boy… (Oh lord) -que luchar, por lo que esta por venir! (The full one translates to; We still have to fight, so it’s about to come) today we have a match? I have no idea what that mean but I’m gonna go with that one Take me now?! *Hesitant* Uh… (This makes more sense with the translated version XD) Okay Senor Death… Senor Muerte or whatever your name was… (*eye twitch* Senor Murder) What’s your dream match? [SENOR MURDER]:”I don’t do dreams ou idiota! Only nightmares!” (Sounds like me hah) I don’t think Mr Mystery Average Dad is too much into this- radical death way of living (I agree) Adios! Alright see ya! This- this has been… This has been pretty unpleasant. I-I-I’m not gonna lie about this I- I feel like we didn’t connect on any level… (Thanks for your honesty XD RIP Senor Murder) Hulright Nice eyes I guess. That’s all I could see so good. Alright (Nice tattoos?? XD) HelllllLUUAAAA!!! *disgust* (0^0 oh god) [BARE BEAR]:”Hey handsome! Are you man enough to bear with The Bare Bear?!” (No plz) I don’t flaaflafla. I don’t know 0^0” (staccato-like) I don’t know about that. I don’t care bear *Russian accent* I’m just gonna blush *blush* (Is this an anime now??) Ah your teeth! [BARE BEAR]:”If I gave you a belly to belly surplex, what would you do?” (Uh, run for my life?) *Visibly disgusted* Take it like a man, then come back with a strong camel clutch! Cry *giggles* Cry. Cry. Yeah I’d probably cry. I’d just cry (Is Babyplier coming back?) [BARE BEAR]:” AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!” *cue manly screaming* AAAAGGGGGHHHUULL *manly screaming* What do you look for in an opponent? (The opposite of poor Mark lol) [BARE BEAR]:”A big man. The bigger the better.”- (Mark diverges from dialogue) BLOWIN’ BIG BIUGERS (boogers) ALL DAY LONG (Mark continues dialogue)[BARE BEAR]:”Sweaty too! The wetter the better!” (That sounds wrong oH) Ok. Alright then Oh [BARE BEAR]:”You’re bearable” (Hah, unbearable puns) La-Luull-Till next time my pet. Uolf! Shi! Oof! Ha! Hi! *cringes* Clammy. I’m gonna- I’m gonna go triple check on clamsss! (Definitely XD) Hooo Boy! Oh Hi! How ya doin’? Ohhhhh…! (Holy magicarp can we not?? XD) [DWEEB]:”Hey buddy! Ready to get funkeeee wit Da Dweeb?” (0_0”) Houh…. *cool music fades in* Hough! *Mark enjoying the music* Heh! *cool music* HEH! *cool music* HOUGH! *cool music* Heh! *cool music* HAH! *cool music* Hee! *cool music* HAH! *cool music* I am dancing to this groovy music! (Oh god here we go) I like it a lot! (Yeah I do too) I feel really hip now that I’m dancing really tightly! (Please no ^~^”) I think that’s a good description! Of this dance? (Uhmm, N-Noooo..?) Yes! I’m a gangster some may say! Holy hoola hoopy do! (That was not badass Mark, sorry ^v^”) *sigh* fuck (‘Holy hoola hoopy do’?? XD) Pretty sure “Holy hoola hoopy do!” is probably the…least badass thing I could have possibly said, but okay! (Exactly my thoughts XD) Salutations, Sir! How you doing? [DWEEB]:”We’re on the periodic table, I’m oxygen, what element are you?” (Oh no science XD) Uh… *brain fart* (options) “Hydrogen! We could get together and make things wet!” (options) “Table? Sma-” I’m gonna go with Hydrogen. [DWEEB]:”HAHAHA! Oh my soul!” Oh, your fedora! Oh, okay. (options) “What’s your dream match?” [DWEEB]:”Dreams are but an illusion!” (REALITYISANILLUSION! Gravity Falls fandom anyone? XD Okay! Thank you. I mean, you’re not wrong, but… *Mark trying to be nice* Also, fuck you. (Nope no more nice Mark XD) ]DWEEB]:”Farewell.” (options) “Later, Dweebinator.” All right. See ya. (Never come back please XD) “Good biceps”, I suppose. Let’s see…uh…sure. All right, let’s go. Wait, I’m saying “yes” to everybody. I just reali- ohhhh. 0_0”” (oH MYGOD) [FREAKSHOW]:”Gurk.” (oh no) Wha-what ARE you?… Shrek!? [FREAKSHOW]:”Grr hict bruahg.” Pretty sure…
(options) “Ummm…Piledriver?” *nervous muttering* (Ehh scary>~

100 thoughts on “WRESTLING DATING SIMULATOR?! | Wrestling With Emotions

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  2. You just can't say you're "not in charge of captions" that's not funny, and it doesn't help anyone. Please don't do that, it makes you look bad.

  3. I got so distracted when he said "gag me with a spoon", I had completely forgotten that was something people said like twelve years ago.

  4. Only a true nerd, such as myself, would say that when pure hydrogen and oxygen combine, they explode to release energy and produce the water…

  5. You know when you try to sleep for 2 hours then give up and start to watch mark at 2 am until the morning but immediately feel your eyes melting from your phones bright display at 1% brightness? Yea thats totally not happening to me right now… And i dont have my exams tomorrow..noo..totally not

  6. I am dancing to this groovy music. I like it a lot. I feel really hip now that I’m dancing really tightly. I think that’s a good description of this dance. Yes, I’m a gangster, some may say. Holy hoolah hoopie doo

  7. I know this is an old vid but… Mark and Jack both picked the same name the only difference is that jack choose "Captain" and Mark choose "Dr."

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