Welcome to TAW Charged!
That felt like a whole month, right? But hey, we’re finally here, so let’s kick things off… But before everything… For some reason they asked me to welcome an “special” guest tonight… So, ladies and gentleman… Please welcome… Apex Pro GM, Jean-Pierre Bureau! Ok, America… Ok…
I understand the hostility. Trust me, the feeling is mutual… But business is business… And i have something to say that i’m sure you all are going to like… And i’m going straight to it, so please be quiet. I’m here to officially announce an collaborative Shared Universe event… Where we will crown the first ever Shared Universe champion! This event will feature the most promising wrestlers… – I am promising! The most brilliant minds… – That would be me! – And of course, everyone who’s hungry for a challenge… – Boom! That’s me again! Listen here, old man! This title is already mine! What? Do you know who you’re talking to? – I don’t remember directing any words at you, sir… So, if you can allow me, i will finish my speech. And don’t you interrut me again! As you might suspect, an Apex Pro Wrestling representative will obviously win this belt. But I will describe some additional details about the event. The main event, for the championship, will be an 6-man Elimination match. And each company will have two match slots for the show. Use that as you want. The winner of each match will advance to the main event. But that match, my fellow americans, as i said earlier, you already know the result. – You have a lot of guts to come here in my territory and insult us like this. – Yes, sir. Yes, i do. But my time here is thankfully over. Good night to everyone. – Good! Go away. Let it be known that you are not welcome here! Now let’s start this show. MY show. I mean, at least he brought good news, right? We’ll have a championship of the whole Shared Universe… And it’ll be mine! If that was the news, why didn’t they ask me to tell you guys? But ok. I’m gonna let that pass. After all, i have other matters to talk about tonight. I wanted to congratulate Tyron on his victory agains Caspar. After all, he has to defeat someone, right? Since he can’t beat me.. That muscle bag… He’s probably stuffing his ass with Bony Açai right now… These big guys are really so full of themselves… Did you hear about a nobody from KOPW who offended our friend Amir Galla? They only know how to talk shit and show off these steroid muscles! I’ll have to teach them a lesson just like I did with Tyron and Bastian Cruise last week. ” Look how big i am, hey, wanna feel my muscles? ”
Pathetic. But, you know, that’s kind of fair, isn’t it? Think about it… They really need those muscles… After all, everyone knows that’s the only “big” thing these guys have… They have to compensate that, you know?.. And last week, i proved it. I defeated two of these big men at once. Because i’m the fucking man! I have what it takes to be a star. But i bet y’all still have doubts on who will win this championship. Wake up. The answer is right in front of y’all. Stan Young is the answer! Fuck! I like that. I think my time here is over. Enjoy the rest of the show and your favorite muscle men. How you doin’, my friends? Last week i had something to say, but i was rudly interrupted by Mr. Zain… And tonight i came here to say what i was going to say. But… I don’t remember what it was… But that’s Mr. Zain’s fault. So i would like to invite Mr. Zain to the ring so we can … – Oh, Amir, Amir… – (Laughs) Look, man… I have nothing against you. You were just in the wrong place, at the wrong time. But now you called me out, and i don’t back out from a challenge. So let’s do this. – Nice one, Zain! Of course you had to resort to a jobber since you can’t beat me!! But i just wanted to remember you… That i hummiliated you last week, at the steel cage match! – Dude, what the hell do you want from me? Didn’t you get what you wanted? Didn’t you defeat me already?
Didn’t you get your revenge? Now leave me alone! Or do you really want me to kick your ass? – Haha! Because it worked so well the last time, right? I won’t rest until i… – Shut it! Listen, Stan Young wants to see if i got more than just muscles? I’ll show him. You two! Against me. NOW! – Ha! Hell no, musclebag! – Oh, how cute… I don’t remember asking.
To the ring, now!