Kid Trash Talk with WWE Superstars

Kid Trash Talk with WWE Superstars

-Hey, guys, WrestleMania 35
is this weekend,
and my favorite part
is all the smack talk.
[ Laughter ]
You gotta make
your opponent scared
before they even step
into the ring with you.
So, it got me thinking,
could wrestlers make any
trash talk seem intimidating?
To find out, we asked kids
to send us their best taunts
and see if WWE superstars could
still make them terrifying.
It’s time for “Kid Trash Talk.”
Here we go.
-♪ Kids talk trash ♪
♪ Trash talk ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Now, remember, these were all
written by real kids.
Here to do our first taunt
is the winner of last year’s
WWE Greatest Royal Rumble.
Give it up for Braun Strowman!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-You want a piece of me?!
Do you want a piece of me?!
I’m gonna kick your butt
till you fall in a lake.
And I’m not joking!
Because when I’m kidding,
I say, “Knock, knock!”
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Applause continues ]
-[ Laughing ]
All right.
Next, give it up for the former
WWE SmackDown Women’s Champion,
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Come at me, you noodle.
I’ll wax you New York style.
-Mm, wow.
Next up is the two-time
WWE Tag Team Champion,
Drew McIntyre!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-I am gonna shove my foot
so far up your butt…
that you are gonna be
pooping toes for a week!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Next, give it up for three-time
WWE Raw Women’s Champion
Alexa Bliss!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-I’m hungry.
So guess what I’m gonna do?
I’m gonna take your lunch box
and eat your lunch.
Next up is one of
the longest-reigning tag team
champions in WWE history,
Kofi Kingston!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Yeah. Hold up, hold up,
hold up, hold up.
Hey, check it out.
You look like a potato and
a chicken nugget had a baby!
Got ’em!
-And, finally, we have
a two-time WWE World Champion.
Give it up for Seth Rollins!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Don’t make me bake a pie
and put your face in it,
’cause your butt is your face,
and your face is your butt!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Give it up
for the WWE superstars!
WrestleMania 35 will take place
at MetLife Stadium
this Sunday, April 7th,
at 7:00 P.M. Eastern,
and will stream live
on WWE Network.
Stick around. We’ll be
right back with Alec Baldwin.

100 thoughts on “Kid Trash Talk with WWE Superstars

  1. Strowman’s cracked me up.

    Carmella’s actually sounded kinda badass.

    Kofi’s was probably my favorite because you know you’ve just been insulted, but you’ll need a few seconds to figure out exactly how. “Wait, did he just say I was ugly, dumb, or what?”

  2. Lol…those two women "wrestlers" are so out of place, lame and useless. Not even a 3 yr old would be intimidated by their "trash talk".

    Why even have women on wrestling matches? So why do people wanna see some trashy hens scratching, biting and screaming? Just to see some skin. That's it. Because there aren't any great fighting styles or skills or awesome moves or any intimidating characters in women's wrestling. It's just some kinda fashion show with lot of bitching hooters, that's all.

  3. Those aren't names of WWE wrestlers..what happened to names that could kick butt like stone cold, the rock, y2J, X-Pac…

  4. I went to a wwe live show last weekend and I knew the wrestling was fake but you have grown as men and I had floor seats that my girlfriend won 70 dollar tickets it was so fake that I died laughing and honestly I feel sorry that people pay so much for those tickets I understand the kids but men and woman that are at least in there 60s looking like grandpa and grandmas were so in to this now honestly I would never get in a real fight with these guys off camera I mean they are built and would mess you up but on camera wow I'm sorry they were taking falls and they weren't even connecting I told my girl don't bother trying to win tickets for this again I would rather watch UFC at least I know that's actually real

  5. what a missed opportunity, i thought it was more going to be like an snl skit with them in each others faces, not this mediocre internet level of quality crap

  6. Sad that — even with Che and Colin appearing AT Mania — SNL couldn't be bothered to do a scrap of promotion for the show. Thanks Jimmy!

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