It’s rice, so it fills us up. (Meanwhile, at the real estate agency) (A mysterious man is filling out the card) The daughter I want to become friends with? Is Siyeon the one who’s married? (He’s lusting after the girls from the start) Siyeon. Park Siyeon. (The man who’s earnestly calling) (Siyeon’s name over and over) (Is 2016 KBS Entertainment Award winner Kim Jongmin!) How do you think the guesthouse will be? I don’t know. I have a romantic idea about actresses. I think they will be fragrant. (With such excitement…) (Ding-dong) Someone’s here. Is it a package? Someone’s at the door. Tell him no one’s home. Don’t open the door. (She’s waiting for her package) (She said not to open the door) Why? (Uncle Sugeun checks who it is) Who is it? Hello. Hello. Is this the guesthouse where the pretty daughters… (Pause) Is this Misook’s guesthouse daughters… Is this Misook’s guesthouse? (Stuttering) (Who’s stuttering so much?) Who is it? Is this Misook’s guesthouse? (The door finally opens) – Hello. / – Hello. (Ah!) – Is it okay to come in? / – Yes, come in. It’s been a long time. A long time? Have we met? (He just laughs) We have a guest. Who is it? (She’s curious) (He figures out who it is) Let’s not accept just anyone. Who is it? Kim Jongmin. (2016 KBS Entertainment Award winner Kim Jongmin!) (It’s Jongmin) He’s the one who will replace Suhong. Get out. Leave! Why is he here? He’s too funny. (I just got here) Him? That’s my big sister and our landlady. Sugeun, he’s not the one I’ve been waiting for. (She wants her package, not the guest) This is my first time meeting all of you. You’ve met me! Yes, I’ve met you, Dahey. Where? At Daehak-ro. Just the two of you? It was just the two of us, right? Why? What did you two do? (They become suspicious) We drank tea, right? You did? When? Why? On Christmas. On Christmas? – On Christmas? / – With whom? Why? (Really?) The two of them. Really? – You’re not really curious, are you? / – No. You’re so quiet. – Have a seat. / – Have a seat. Mom, sit over here. Sit next to him. – This is my first time meeting him. / – Yes. Did you come after hearing about our guesthouse? I did, but I didn’t know who lived here. Now that I’m here meeting all of you… You know all their names, right? Sure. What’s my name? (Confident) Jang Shinyoung. Ms. Lee Misook. I would’ve killed you if you didn’t know my name. (He’s prolonged his life) Siyeon. The movie “Arahan.” What’s my name? I suddenly can’t remember. (And then he got quiet…) Name! Name! Name! He’s not easy to invite to our program. Right. Congratulations on the award. Congratulations. (Thank you) Not many people know this. They only know of the award he got in 2016. But he got a group award for “Two Days and One Night” in the past. This is his second award from KBS. Really? (I’m impressed) Not many people know that. – I only knew of this award. / – Is he KBS’s son? Is he KBS’s son? (What?) His mother lives in Euijeongbu. (Not KBS’s son, his mom’s husband’s son) “Name, Kim Jongmin. Age 37. Average shower time, 15-20 minutes.” You’re quite thorough. Doesn’t everyone take that long? Isn’t it hard to wash for 15 minutes? I just need 5 minutes. (Excuse me, Soi) You take everything off as you walk in and wash quickly… (Using both hands) I can do two things at once, too. So you do everything separately? (Me too) – Yes. / – Everything separately? Yes. I do it all separately. (I see) I put on body lotion, too. There’s no way to confirm that. You must put on lotion. It’s too dry. We have a camera set up in the bathroom. (I need to continue to read) Right. He’s going to live here. It’s hard to reach your back. (Everyone’s busy talking on their own…) “The one you want to be closest to…” I’m talking. – She’s older? / – Yes. (Surprising charisma) “The daughter I most want to become friends with.” The reason is… You should say the name first. Siyeon. The reason is… She was sexy in the movie “The Scent.” (Embarrassed) You were so sexy. You’re talking about the funeral scene, right? Come on… (Smile) I know you starred in it with Park Huisun. But I never watched it. I felt I’d fall for it too, if it were me. (What are you talking about?) I’d be humiliated, too. That’s what I felt. You were a femme fatale. Let’s take a look at the scene! That can’t be aired. (Rated R – Review it on your own) “Something I’m proud of. Still single.” – You’re proud of that? / – Yes. “Received an award.” “Well-built lower body.” I ride a bicycle. My legs are quite strong because I ride a bike. Oh! (Let me see) Is it okay to touch me like this? Unbelievable. (Everyone’s touching him) – The back. / – Wow. Take off your pants. (Why?) Take off your pants. Is this what we do here? Unbelievable. Feel his butt. Feel his butt! (Discreetly) (Is this normally how it is here?) You have strong legs, too. Hey, let’s battle! Compete to see who has stronger legs. Just win. We’re suddenly playing a game. His legs are unbelievable. I’m shocked. Jongmin spreads his legs, and Suhong tries to stop him. I work out, too. Misook and I will compete afterwards. – What? / – He’ll compete against mom. (He’s always getting me involved) Get set. One, two, three. (The game begins) (With Suhong’s scream) (Jongmin’s legs are slightly apart) (Interested) (His thighs are halfway open) Just move the toes. Stop, stop, stop! (Suhong endures it to the end) (Kim Jongmin’s half victory) It’s hard to spread the legs in this game. Wow. You do have strong legs. (Impressive) You can’t appeal to my nieces like that. My arms are strong, too. Siyeon, let’s arm wrestle together. Us two against him. Us two against him. (2 on 1?) – Us two? How? / – I don’t know. (I’ll push, you pull) Like this. Don’t use both hands. Just use one hand. This is my one hand. Anyone can tell you’re using both hands. No. (Stubborn) Mom, this is one hand. Don’t be too stubborn. Get ready. In the middle. Kneel down. I think Siyeon will be strong. (I trust you, Siyeon) Scoot over that way a bit. You’ll be shocked to see how much she eats. Our family’s ego is in our hands. One. Two. Three. (Jongmin vs Misook & Siyeon) (The match begins) (It’s a close call at first!) (But!) (Kim Jongmin wins again!) I’m impressed. (In a mess) Why did you become so manly, Jongmin? I didn’t know I was this strong either. You’re so manly, Jongmin! Wow. – I shouldn’t clap. / – It’s not over. Body secret. I like waxing. Oh, waxing! You’ve done it? No. What? – You’ve done it? / – Yes, once a long time ago. The bikini line? The brazilian one. The whole thing? You have hair here. No, brazilian, mom. (Not there, Misook) We’re not talking about his arms. Somewhere else. The hairy part. Who did it for you? I did it myself. (Where?) You did it? You ripped it off? Yes. That was… (Oh my) That was the most painful moment of my life. Why would you do it? Bronin kept telling me to do it. Your parents? Bronin. Bronin. A foreigner. I thought he meant his parents. Bronin. Bronin. Parents wouldn’t tell you to wax your body. I saw on TV that it’s polite to wax for boyfriends and girlfriends. Right. You watched that? That’s ridiculous. But you don’t even have a girlfriend. Why did you do it and go through such pain alone? I just tried. Your armpits, too? Not now. – But you’ve done it? / – Yes, I’ve done it all. The whole thing? (What are they talking about?) Completely? I was supposed to cut the hair off first… But I just did it. I didn’t know. That must’ve hurt so badly. I was going to live with wax paper on. It hurt so much that you were going to leave on the wax paper. I put both sides on and then… Oh! Oh! Do you know what they’re talking about, mom? Brazilia? Brazilia? Brazilia? Ripping off armpit hair. You got it, mom. (It’s somewhat right…) Not just the armpits. – His legs, too? / – The bikini line. – Down there… / – A man? A barren land. A man? He did. That’s ridiculous. Tell him to get lost. She said to get lost. (Can’t understand it) When you said you liked everything… Let’s not talk about waxing anymore. (For the sake of mom, who can’t adapt) She’s a great TV host. Just ends it cleanly. That was too long. “Last kiss: Don’t remember. It’s hard to say. It’s a secret.” You don’t remember, but it’s hard to say? You must’ve kissed drunk. You’re funny, Soi. – He blacked out. / – Be sober when you kiss. Jongmin doesn’t kiss often. Since his nose is pasted on. – What does that mean? / – I don’t know either. I think he means Jongmin’s nose looks fake. People say it looks like a frog. (There’s an amphibian inside me) If it had a face, it’d look like an upside down frog. You seem to like your nose. I’m curious. You said you don’t remember your last kiss. When was your first kiss then? I remember that. In middle school. In middle school? That was fast. – For how long? / – In what year? 8th grade. To someone older? No, a friend. A friend? Your male friend? The girl I liked. Was it a long kiss? In a karaoke room. – In a mill? / – What? You need a hearing aid. She keeps saying something else. A karaoke room! Not a mill. One person speak at a time! (Soi snorts today as well) Let’s stop this and check his bag. (Checking the candidate’s bag) Let’s look at his wallet. You’re not mad, are you? They are so noisy. Jongmin wouldn’t come empty-handed. I’m sure he at least brought champagne. (Hehe) Right? That’s it. (High expectations) What’s this? That’s the book in the spotlight. Basics of entertainment! If you can’t be funny, go to Jongmin’s school. – That’s a real book? / – It has everything. – You wrote it yourself? / – It’s real. The basics on how to be funny. I wanted to teach you what I know. Hodong wrote “The Basics on Entertainment” before. And now Jongmin has written this. You really published it? (They all fell for it) No. (Taken aback) It was made just for today. You should all learn a thing or two from the book. You’re on an entertainment show for the first time? It’s the first time for Shinyoung and me. Siyeon was on one briefly before. We can say we’re all beginners. The hardest thing is when you don’t know your way and don’t know which direction to go. You don’t know what you did. – Right? / – Right. (Exactly) You have to express your thoughts. (Drawn in) If you have a thought… You look so smart. (The world’s smartest guy) You’re going to have haters. Wait. Let’s hear him out. The most important thing is to react. “Whoa!” Like this? The viewers are watching the program, right? The program must succeed for you to succeed. Right? So in order to get the viewers curious, you have to have great reactions. When you look at something, don’t just go “oh.” – Like that. / – Like this? Oh! Wow! (Misook is a great student) (This is the grand prize winner’s reaction) “Whoa!” Like this? Like my eyes would pop out? Do it again. How? Oh, wow. Like this? You… Hold on. Learn a little. Learn from him. Don’t talk. You had a bite of instant noodles. Then? How would you express the taste? How was it? – After I eat it? / – Imagine that you died. – It’s so good. / – It was so good. Express how great it tasted. (How will Dahey express the taste?) I don’t know. Please teach me. Hey! Imagine it! You had a bite of instant noodles. Ah! Like this. Isn’t that a reaction of fear? (Ah!) You’re not the one to teach how to react. Then the production staff will take care of the rest. Wow. Then let’s each take turns. – Enunciation is the key. / – How? Let’s say it’s good food. Wow. This is too fake. Wow. This is too fake. You have to inhale. (Then how?) Right. (Textbook reaction) That’s good. That’s good. (She absorbs what she learns) (Cough) Let’s all take turns. Starting with you, sis. I keep coughing. (A pterodactyl?) – While looking. / – You sound like a pterodactyl. Dahey, you try. (It’s not easy) – Good. / – Not bad. (Individual lesson time) I sound like a horse. It looks much better. Do one that makes it look tastier. (She’s trying even harder) Shinyoung. Shinyoung. (Shinyoung: A) She wants to eat it. (Satisfied) (How about Soi?) (Grade of D) You look shocked. It’s hard. She’s the professional when it comes to food. Leave it to her. (How will Siyeon react?) Let’s see how she does it. You started? (Siyeon gets an A+) – That was good. / – Her eyes got big. Good job. What else? This is what we need to learn today. There are many things to learn here. First chapter. Slapstick. It’s the easiest yet the hardest thing to do on an entertainment show. It’s really hard. – “Fundamentals.” Please read it for me. / – Okay. “First, when you fall, for the sake of letting everyone know you’re going to fall down, do it with big gestures.” That’s really important. For example, how? Watch me. Let’s say you’re about to fall. If you just fall, it’s not funny. Like this. Oh. You have to use your whole body. You have to overreact. – Look at me. / – Right. Even when you fall. You struggle to not fall. You have to move big. Are you falling down on purpose? Yes, that’s right. Well, you don’t intend to fall. But when you fall, you fall big. At that moment. Even if only through noise. You’ll have time to try it yourself. Don’t worry. “Second. What you do after you fall is important, too. You have to act like the pain is so bad you’re dying.” (Big enlightenment) If you have a little injury, act like it’s huge. So everything is about overreacting? You’re asking people to look at you. (Please look at me) It hurts so bad! That’s acting. Did you break your arm, mom? That looked so real, though. (Overreacting) Don’t make too much noise. It sounds too fake. Hit me. After you get hit, straighten out your leg. Ow. Then crawl to where there’s no camera. You have to silently crawl to the corner. People laugh knowing that it’s an overreaction. The viewers know it.